santa jokes

Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good
job.Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some
good Job.Santa

singh says, "OK, next time we will apply together." and they do.

On interview day, Sant
a singh says, "First I will go inside and answer all questions except
the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers
and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get
the Job."
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?

SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: OK. What's India's population?

SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question,
Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir.

Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh.

Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets
the questions. He goes in now.

EMPLOYER: When were you born?

BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr. Banta?

BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir